saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead
pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back
i love this fucking quote so fucking much
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
Lane wore her new dress (Rose’s ‘Jump’ dress from Titanic) to Dapper Day at Disney yesterday.
then you wouldn’t be Leslie Knope.
Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers
"I will always find you."
Made the wrong choice by coming to school
I’m not a huge Halloween person so the entire month of October I’m just like:
ITS ALMOST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO SING CHRISTMAS CAROOOOLLLSSSS
Dan casually promoting his video to fudging TYRA BANKS