clocktalk:

saw it comin 100 miles away and I’m still dead

(Source: iraffiruse)

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tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back

(Source: burgertv)

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finalfantasyx:

#IN WHICH JACK’S LAST WORDS WERE LITERALLY ‘HA I TOLD YOU SO’

(Source: rosetylered)

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poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

(Source: jonwithabullet)

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems)

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(Source: catseverywhere)

mydisneydaze:

Lane wore her new dress (Rose’s ‘Jump’ dress from Titanic) to Dapper Day at Disney yesterday. 

posted 6 hours ago with 229 notes
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then you wouldn’t be Leslie Knope.

(Source: amypoehler)

posted 6 hours ago with 457 notes
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awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

posted 6 hours ago with 5,039 notes
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"I will always find you."

(Source: kitkattbh)

posted 7 hours ago with 1,162 notes
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Made the wrong choice by coming to school

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I’m not a huge Halloween person so the entire month of October I’m just like:

ITS ALMOST SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO SING CHRISTMAS CAROOOOLLLSSSS

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ijustkirked:

Dan casually promoting his video to fudging TYRA BANKS

(Source: amazing-phandom-fire)

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(Source: acavaleira)

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